{"id":504,"date":"2026-07-22T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T08:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/?p=504"},"modified":"2026-07-22T11:50:00","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T08:50:00","slug":"two-men-are-in-a-room-one-says-open-the-window-its-hot-the-other-says-dont-open-it-how-do-you-satisfy-them-both","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Two men are in a room. One says, \u201cOpen the window\u2014it\u2019s hot.\u201d The other says, \u201cDon\u2019t open it.\u201d How do you satisfy them both?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde woman scratched her head, unable to solve the riddle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut, baby, that\u2019s too difficult. Give me an easier one,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bodyguard suddenly spoke. \u201cSir, may I answer?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bald man laughed. \u201cYou? If you solve it, I\u2019ll give you two million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bodyguard replied calmly, <strong><em>\u201cBreak the window without opening it. Cool air will come in, but the window will still be closed, satisfying both men.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bald man stared at him in shock, then nodded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m a man of my word. Take the two million.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The blonde woman scratched her head, unable to solve the riddle. \u201cBut, baby, that\u2019s too difficult. Give me an easier one,\u201d she said. \n<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/?p=504\"> [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":506,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":507,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions\/507"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thestoryroom.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}